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Less "joy ride", more "demolition derby".

The un-anticipated, poorly scripted sequel.

We're not overreacting. We're overheating and tired of being dismissed.

Why stand when you can slay in a seated position?

Menopausal fashion - aka: Travel Wear.

Midlife limbo.

It’s not that I can’t eat the foods I love. It’s that I shouldn’t. But I'm stubborn.

To all the random objects that have taken the brunt of my menopausal meltdown tour. Thanks for absorbing my unhinged monologues.

I’m not hard to get. I’m just hard to impress, hard to schedule, and mentally exhausted from decades of dating dysfunction.

There is no dignity in trying to MacGyver a pad out of a crumpled receipt.

The before times.

Another day of functioning. Barely. Heroically. Hormonally.

We should at least get points on our loyalty cards for the number of hours we’ve been awake.

I may not be glowing — but I am hydrated-ish™.

Some flowers only bloom in darkness. Motherhood feels like that sometimes.

A simple three-step guide for midlife moms juggling menopause, motherhood, and a loud to-do list to reclaim Sundays without guilt.

A Hormonal Jukebox Journey - Featuring Chaos, Caffeine, and Cougar Puberty

A powerful quantifier for women that no one ever talks about.

I’m basically performing witchcraft on my face daily.

I’m done chasing you. You clearly need space. And I need carbs.